Analog Tweets for 2009-10-28

  • The UPS man always rings twice. And always when I'm in the goddamned shower. 23:54:15
  • Today: sent out DVDs en masse. Tomorrow: I submit THE 4400: PROMISES BROKEN to the IAMTW's Scribe Awards. 23:58:23
  • "House Bill Will Lack Robust Public Option" – Call Nancy Pelosi a madam: she runs a House of whores. 00:17:02
  • – Pop star Shakira says her body's "asking to reproduce." Funny, mine's asking to help hers. 00:23:09
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