Analog Tweets for 2010-07-06
- http://onion.com/b0iv8V via @TheOnion – "Astronomer Discovers Black Hole at Center of Own Marriage"
- YES! My tickets for RUSH at PNC Bank Arts Center on September 3 have arrived! Two seats, 7th row center – booyah! #fb
- It's 101° F. here in New York City. Do you know where your balls are? I don't, because I've been sweating mine clean off. #fb
- And the "Parent of the Year" award goes to… – http://bit.ly/dqdUQU
- If cannibalism broke out, you'll get a movie deal. @SizzlerKistler – "Stuck in subway for 2 hours, 100°+ heat, no water & not enough food"
- Great news, Bob. Now you can rehearse your roast script. @bobgreenberger "Mystery Trekkie Theater rehearsal was a resounding success"
- LiLo gets 90 days in jail. What'll she have when she gets out? A: new prison tats; B: new prison girlfriend; C: new film deal. Hint: Not C.
- @EzzyNYC – That's not a =new= film deal, that's an =existing= film deal. And, might I add, way to miss the fuckin' joke, Marc. in reply to EzzyNYC