Posts Tagged ‘fail’

EPIC FAIL, HBO

For the past several weeks, I’ve been enjoying the new HBO original series Game of Thrones, based on the novels by George R.R. Martin. Though I usually roll my eyes at solicitations to watch cable channels’ content online, I like GoT enough that I was willing to give HBO’s new online video site HBOgo.com a try.

So I logged on, followed the links, and saw this:

That’s right — of all the cable providers who offer access to HBOgo, the one that is most noticeably absent is my own: Time Warner Cable. Which I find galling, because Time Warner owns HBO.

EPIC FAIL, HBO.

Chase MasterCard FAIL

It was just an average Sunday afternoon of errands with my wife: fish market, pet store, pharmacy, wine shop, and groceries. Everything was going along swimmingly until it came time to check out at the supermarket. I swiped my credit card to pay for our groceries…

…and my card was declined. I did an almost comical double-take, and swiped the card again. Declined again.

I sighed, used a different card to pay for my groceries, and went home to call Chase Card Services to ask what was going on. Giving them the benefit of the doubt (since I always pay on time, have never exceeded my limit, and pay off my balance each month), I was afraid that maybe they had detected someone trying to make fraudulent charges on my account, as happened last year.

I called the toll-free number and got an automated recording that told me, cryptically, that as a routine security procedure, Chase sometimes freezes activity on an account until its recent transactions can be verified. There was only transaction they wanted to know about: the one at my supermarket.

There was nothing unusual about this transaction, mind you. It’s in the same dollar range as nearly every other weekend trip I have made to this grocery store. My wife and I have been buying groceries there every week for nearly seven years. So why flag this transaction? I could understand if I was buying something unusual for me, such as a hot tub or a motorcycle, but this was my routine grocery run.

WTF, Chase Card Services?