Those crazy mother-cluckers in Arizona
First, a screen capture of an actual front-page news item from The Huffington Post —
Go ahead, click the image to read the story. I’ll wait.
Basically, über-nutjob Sheriff Joe Arpaio decided to break up a cockfighting ring using a tank and bomb-squad robots. No word on whether any of the 115 chickens he crushed with his tank were explosive.
Why was actor Steven Seagall there? To ride the tank, of course. It seems Arpaio bulldozed the house and birds as a favor to Seagall, who had a crew taping the fiasco for an upcoming episode of Steven Seagall: Lawman.