Lifted from @kevindilmore on Twitter: the greatest piece of film criticism ever written —
Here’s a taste of CJA’s incandescent critical brilliance:
LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he’s not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen’s prostate that somehow achieved sentience.
And then there’s this gem:
Transformers: ROTF is so long, you’ll need to wear adult diapers to it. But the movie’s pure celebration of the primal urge, and unfiltered living, will make you rejoice in your adult diapers. You’ll relieve yourself in your seat with a savage joy, your barbaric yawp blending in with the crowd’s screams of excitement.
If there were a Pulitzer prize for Sarcasm, I’d say Charlie Jane Anders just earned it. Brava!