It’s that time again, kids: me and my buddy Dayton Ward return with another installment of Star Trek Re-watch on TOR.com.

This week’s season-three stinker is “And the Children Shall Lead.” Because Dayton and I suffered through watching this misbegotten turd from the south end of The Great Bird of the Galaxy, the least you guys can do is go read what we managed to write about in between failed attempts to claw out our own eyes.

But be warned: you’ll want to have a few stiff drinks first. This one really is that bad.