Product Details

  • Trade Paperback, eBook
  • Publisher: Whysper Wude
    (Oct. 23, 2023)
  • ISBN-13: 978-1962466011

“The Apocalypse Will Be Televised”

Short Story in The Four ???? of the Apocalypse

Edited by Keith R.A. DeCandido & Wrenn Simms

We all know about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence riding on pale horses and all that Book-of-Revelation stuff. But why does it have to be four guys on horses?

Why not the Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse? The Four Cats of the Apocalypse? The Four PTA Moms of the Apocalypse? The Four Lawyers, Librarians, or Lunch Ladies of the Apocalypse? The Four Drummers, Rock Stars, or Opera Singers of the Apocalypse? Or even the Four Squirrels of the Apocalypse or the Four Emojis of the Apocalypse?

And so we present The Four ???? of the Apocalypse, as twenty-nine brilliant authors give us alternate takes on the legendary quartet of end-of-the-world avatars.


STORIES BY
DANIELLE ACKLEY-McPHAIL • DEREK TYLER ATTICO
ADAM-TROY CASTRO • RUSS COLCHAMIRO
PETER DAVID • RANDEE DAWN
KEITH R.A. DeCANDIDO • MARY FAN
MICHAEL IAN FRIEDMAN • DAVID GERROLD
LAURA ANNE GILMAN • ROBERT GREENBERGER
GERARD HOUARNER • GORDON LINZNER
JONATHAN MABERRY • JAMES D. MACDONALD
DAVID MACK • MEGAN MACKIE
GAIL. Z. MARTIN • SEANAN McGUIRE
JODY LYNN NYE • AARON ROSENBERG
JENIFER PURCELL ROSENBERG • HILDY SILVERMAN
WRENN SIMMS • PATRICK THOMAS
MICHAEL A. VENTRELLA
DAYTON WARD & KEVIN DILMORE

COVER ILLUSTRATION BY
J. K. Woodward

Table of Contents

The Introduction of the Apocalypse
Keith R.A. DeCandido & Wrenn Simms

“The Apocalypse Will Be Televised”
David Mack

“Well, That Escalated Quickly”
Seanan McGuire

“The Four Opera Singers of the Apocalypse”
Mary Fan

“Apocatlypse”
Jody Lynn Nye

“The Four Stages of the Apocalypse”
Derek Tyler Attico

“A Priest, a Rabbi, a Shinshoku, and an Imam Walk Into...”
Peter David

“Blank Slates”
Aaron Rosenberg

“For Whom the Bell Tolls”
Laura Anne Gilman

“The Four Swords of the Apocalypse: A Tale of Kagen the Damned”
Jonathan Maberry

“The Fifth Horseman”
Randee Dawn

“To Brandish a White Ladle: A Chronicle of the Four Lunch Ladies of the Apocalypse”
Danielle Ackley-McPhail

“Fate of the Final Four (a Fatalist Fable)”
Gordon Linzner

“The Four Harschmans of the Apocalypse”
Michael Jan Friedman

“Your Apocalypse Will Be Handled by the Next Available Representative”
Wrenn Simms

“HHH 666”
Jenifer Purcell Rosenberg

“Horseman, Horseman, Horseman, & Horseman, Attorneys-at-Law”
Michael A. Ventrella

“The Four Squirrels of the Apocalypse”
Gerard Houarner

“The Four Angels of the Apocalypse”
Megan Mackie

“The Arrival of Amber”
Adam-Troy Castro

“Overdue”
Gail Z. Martin

“The Four Bachelors of the Apocalypse”
Hildy Silverman

“The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse”
Robert Greenberger

“What Do You Want from Me, I’m Old: A Tale of the Four Septuagenarians of the Apocalypse”
Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Four Entrees”
James D. Macdonald

“Prepocalypse Now”
Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore

“Live, Laugh, Apocalypse: A Tale of the Four Karens of the Apocalypse”
Patrick Thomas

“We Got the Beat”
Russ Colchamiro

“The Four Course Men”
David Gerrold

THE BONUS STORY OF THE APOCALYPSE
“Putting Doom on Paws”
Aaron Rosenberg